When I hear the words "free" and "food" together.
Sometimes I really, really, really, really, really just despise my life. GRR! -_________-
When a guy asks to show tits:
Spongebob Ice cream.
Naturally good looking people
That mini heart attack you get when you skip a...
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Dear boys, you are the reason girls starve...
Dear girls….I ignore the type of girl that thinks she has to put on several layers of makeup, starve herself, and wears a push-up bra just to impress us. Because if that’s all she’s concerned about, then she’s as fickle as the men she’s trying to impress.
When you drop something and catch it before it...
Like a ninja.
when someones voice totally doesn't match their...
whisper2ascream333: que fuck?